I am a creb

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I am a creb like I was born in a dumpster and my mom was a bad decision.

I am a creb and I don’t care if you’re a king.

I am a creb and I took your lunch money when I was six.

I am a creb and I still think pizza is a vegetable.

I am a creb and I would fight you in a bathroom with a mop.

I am a creb and I’ve fought three guys in a bathroom.

I am a creb and I still have a mop from that fight.

I am a creb and I didn’t win but I made it hurt.

I am a creb and I don’t know how to be anything else.

I am a creb and I’ve never been good at anything else.

I am a creb and I’m like the human version of a broken toaster.

I am a creb and I’m not even sorry.