I am 8

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A fake promise made by someone who thinks they're cool, but is actually just trying to cover up their embarrassment.

I am 8, so I'll be the best friend ever.

I am 8, so I'll definitely not fail this test.

I am 8, so I'm definitely not gonna cry when I fall off the swing.

A fancy way of saying 'I'm not actually a real person, I'm just a kid who thinks they're a lord.'

I am 8, so I'm the king of the playground.

I am 8, so I'm gonna rule the world from here.

I am 8, so I'm gonna name my goldfish 'Sir Baron.'