Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so late you think you can just board the train like it’s a cab and it’s still waiting for you

You were five minutes late and now you’re bragging about taking the train

You missed the train and still said you ‘caught it’

You walked past the train and said you ‘took it’

2

You think the train’s your personal limo and it’s gonna wait for your slow ass

You said you took the train but you were ten minutes late

You showed up after the train left and still said you ‘took it’

You missed the train and blamed the conductor

3

You’re so clueless you think the train’s gonna roll out of the station just because you said it would

You missed the train but still said you took it

You said you caught the train but you were late

You walked past the train and said you ‘had it’

4

You’re so dumb you think the train stops for you like it’s your mom

You said you took the train but you missed it

You walked by the train and still said you ‘caught it’

You said you took it but you were five minutes late

5

You think the train’s your best friend and it’s gonna wait for your slow ass

You said you took the train but you missed it

You were late and still said you took it

You walked past the train and said you ‘got it’

6

You think the train’s your personal chauffeur and it’s gonna wait for you

You missed the train but still said you took it

You said you caught it but you were late

You walked by the train and said you ‘had it’