i also typed this with my nose

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I tried to make a fancy definition but some random kid beat me by five years and I’m still mad about it.
I was about to say ‘nose-typing’ but some kid named insertpseidonym took the glory.
I was like, ‘I’m gonna define this,’ but then I saw insertpseidonym’s definition and I died.
I was so close to being cool, but insertpseidonym took the crown.
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I was about to flex my definition skills but some kid came out of nowhere and flexed harder.
I typed this with my nose and thought I was king, but insertpseidonym was already king.
I was like, ‘I’m gonna be the best,’ but insertpseidonym was five years ahead.
I was about to say ‘nose-typing’ but insertpseidonym said it first.
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I tried to be cool and define ‘nose-typing’ but some kid who was born in the 90s did it better.
I was like, ‘I’m gonna be the king of nose-typing,’ but insertpseidonym was already king.
I was about to say ‘nose-typing’ but insertpseidonym was already famous for it.
I was typing with my nose and thinking I was awesome, but insertpseidonym was already five years ahead.
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