I almost killed him

I nearly ended his life with my bare hands and a bag of Cheetos., After he tried to steal my last Cheeto.

I nearly ended his life with my bare hands and a bag of Cheetos., He said I was a ‘meh’ Cheeto eater.

I nearly ended his life with my bare hands and a bag of Cheetos., He called me a ‘Cheeto chump’.

I wanted to punch him so hard his face would go on vacation., He took my last slice of pizza.

I wanted to punch him so hard his face would go on vacation., He called me a ‘pizzaface’.

I wanted to punch him so hard his face would go on vacation., He said my pizza was ‘meh’.

I almost took his life because he had the audacity to live., He was still breathing when he shouldn’t have been.

I almost took his life because he had the audacity to live., He interrupted my nap.

I almost took his life because he had the audacity to live., He said I was a ‘wannabe’.