Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I nearly blew my paycheck on a red Ferrari, but you need to stop flunking math or I’ll rip your grades in half.

I was one step away from owning a red Ferrari, but you’re still stuck on basic math like 2+2.

I almost had a Ferrari, but you’re still counting on fingers like a baby.

2

I was this close to buying a red Ferrari, but you’re still so bad at math I’m surprised you can count your allowance.

I had a Ferrari in my sights, but you’re still trying to figure out how much 5 times 7 is.

I was about to be a Ferrari owner, but you’re still stuck on addition like it’s a foreign language.

3

I was about to own a red Ferrari, but you’re still so bad at math I might as well have bought a broken calculator.

I was one step from a Ferrari, but you’re still struggling with multiplication like it’s a curse.

I had the Ferrari in my hands, but you’re still trying to figure out what 12 divided by 3 is.