I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

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A loud shout from a man who just got told he’s responsible for a kid, and he’s not happy about it.

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! I was out here eating tacos, not getting pregnant!

You think I’m gonna pay for this kid? I’m broke!

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! I'm just the guy who got stuck in the wrong elevator.

A man's way of saying he’s not responsible for the kid, even if he knows he is.

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! I was just here for the snacks!

You think I’m the dad? I’m the guy who brought the snacks!

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! I was just trying to survive the pregnancy vibes.

A man's angry scream when a woman accuses him of being the father of her child, even if it’s not true.

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! I was just here to flirt!

You think I’m the dad? I was just here to make it awkward!

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! I was just here to drink coffee and not get pregnant.