i aint playin

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What a grown-up nag uses to boss around her baby snack because she's too lazy to do anything else.
Mom: 'I aint playin, or I'll take away your snacks forever!'
Dad: 'I aint playin, or you'll be grounded for life!'
Auntie: 'I aint playin, or I'll tell your grandma you're a bad kid!'
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The only word in the world that makes every creature run for their lives, even if they're not sure why.
Dog: 'I aint playin!' (then runs away from the kid who just spilled milk.)
Cat: 'I aint playin!' (then hides under the couch.)
Baby: 'I aint playin!' (then cries for 10 minutes.)
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