I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I ain’t no Willy lump lump. I graduated high school.

You think I flunked math? Please.

I know the difference between a sandwich and a pizza.

I ain’t no Willy lump lump. I got a job, you don’t.

You still live with your mom, I got my own place.

You can’t even spell ‘genius’.

I ain’t no Willy lump lump. I’m a legend, you’re just a fool.

You still use a flip phone, I got a smartphone.

You flunked out, I passed with flying colors.

I ain’t no Willy lump lump. I’m a masterpiece, you’re a disaster.

You still got pimples, I got a six-pack.

You’re a mess, I’m a boss.

I ain’t no Willy lump lump. I’m a somebody, you’re a nobody.

You still eat lunch in the cafeteria, I got my own table.

You’re stuck in the past, I’m in the future.

I ain’t no Willy lump lump. I’m a success, you’re a failure.

You still got a job, I got a promotion.

You can’t even spell ‘success’.