i aint no cuban

you say this when some brain-dead idiot talks your ear off about something you already knew, like they think you're a dumbass who needs everything spelled out in glitter and loud noises

you yell this when someone tries to act like they’re explaining something you already knew, like they think you’re a kid who just learned how to read

you say this when some clueless jerk goes on a whole rant about something you already knew, like they think you’re a slow learner who needs everything broken down into baby steps

you shout this when someone tries to act like they’re teaching you something you already knew, like they think you’re a lost puppy who needs everything spelled out in crayon

you yell this when someone tries to explain something you already knew, like they think you’re a brain-dead idiot who needs everything broken down into tiny pieces