I ain't got rhythm

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I don't have rhythm, I don't have rhythm, I DON'T HAVE RHYTHM

My dance moves are like a drunk sloth at a funeral.

I tried to tap my foot and it just gave up.

I walked into a beat and it ran away.

I’m not rhythmic, I’m not rhythmic, I’M NOT RHYTHMIC

I can’t even clap without a side of drama.

I tried to keep time and I broke the clock.

I’m like a broken metronome who’s also depressed.

I got no groove, I got no groove, I GOT NO GROOVE

I’m like a stuck record that forgot how to play.

I tried to sway and I just fell over.

I walked into a disco and it asked me to leave.