i ain’t got no hoes

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What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re sleeping with more than one but lie to your face about no one else. They get mad and yell when you catch them. They then tell you you’re the only one, but they’ve said that to at least three other people.
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they go to the club with another girl.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they send a private message to someone else.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they text you 10 minutes later asking why you’re mad.)
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What Niggas/Bitches say when they're juggling multiple people but act like they're the only one. They get pissy when you prove them wrong. They then try to blame you for being too sensitive.
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they post a selfie with someone else.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they message someone else while arguing with you.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they tell you you're the only one, but they also told that to two other people.)
3
What Niggas/Bitches say when they're playing both sides but get caught. They get angry and start cussing. They then say you're the only one, but they already said that to three other people.
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they go to another girl’s house.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they message someone else while yelling at you.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they tell you you're the only one, but they also told that to two other girls.)
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What Niggas/Bitches say when they're cheating on you but lie about it. They get mad when you catch them. They then say you're the only one, even though they told that to three other people.
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they go to a club with another girl.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they message someone else while arguing with you.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they tell you you're the only one, but they told that to two other people.)
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What Niggas/Bitches say when they're having fun with other people but lie to your face. They get angry and start cussing. They then say you're the only one, even though they told that to three other people.
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they post a picture with another person.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they message someone else while yelling at you.)
I ain’t got no hoes, I swear! (Then they tell you you're the only one, but they told that to two other people.)
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