I ain't got a fucking clue

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A stupid person’s way of saying they’re clueless and too lazy to try. It’s like throwing in the towel before the first round.
My math test was easy. I said, 'I ain't got a fucking clue.'
She got lost on a straight road. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' she said.
He couldn’t find his phone. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he yelled.
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The go-to excuse when you’re too dumb to figure something out and don’t want to look bad.
He missed the bus and said, 'I ain't got a fucking clue.'
She spilled soup and yelled, 'I ain't got a fucking clue!'
He didn’t know the password. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he said.
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A loud, profane way of saying you’re completely lost and don’t care who knows it.
He got stuck in traffic and said, 'I ain't got a fucking clue.'
She couldn’t find her keys and screamed, 'I ain't got a fucking clue!'
He forgot his homework and said, 'I ain't got a fucking clue.'
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A person’s way of saying they’re too stupid to know what’s going on and don’t want to admit it.
He didn’t know the answer. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he said.
She couldn’t read the question. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' she said.
He forgot the date. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he shouted.
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A loud and rude way of saying you’re clueless and don’t want to look like an idiot.
He got stuck on a video game and said, 'I ain't got a fucking clue.'
She couldn’t find the remote. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' she said.
He didn’t know what time it was. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he yelled.
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A person’s way of saying they’re too lazy to think and just want to be left alone.
He didn’t know the way home. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he said.
She couldn’t find her bag. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' she said.
He forgot his name. 'I ain't got a fucking clue,' he said.
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