I ain't gone done did a thing

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You didn’t do a single thing, and you’re gonna keep saying that even if you got run over by a bus and a goat.

My cousin said that after I told him I broke his favorite lamp.

He kept saying it even though I showed him the lamp in pieces.

He said it again when I showed up with a goat that was also broken.

You didn’t do a thing, and you’ll keep saying that even if you got stuck in a blender with a raccoon.

My neighbor said that when I told him I spilled his coffee.

He still said it even after I gave him a new coffee cup.

He said it again when he found out I had a raccoon in my blender.

You didn’t do a thing, and you’ll keep saying it even if you got kicked out of a haunted house by a ghost who thinks you’re a bad singer.

My friend said that when I told him I scared his ghost.

He still said it when I played him a karaoke version of 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

He said it again when the ghost threw a shoe at him.