I ain't going

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A fancy way to say you're not going anywhere, ever, and you're not even slightly interested in going anywhere else.

'I ain't going to that stupid party, I’d rather eat dirt.'

'I ain't going to work today, I’m gonna sleep in a trash can.'

'I ain't going to school, I'm gonna fail and be cool about it.'

A loud refusal to be blamed for anything, especially when you're high, drunk, or both.

'I ain't going to take the blame for this mess, I was just here.'

'I ain't going to be the one who got caught, I'm hiding behind the couch.'

'I ain't going to be the one who got arrested, I'm gonna text my mom.'

A smart way to avoid looking like a total idiot when someone asks you something dumb.

'I ain't going to answer that, I’m gonna pretend I’m a philosopher.'

'I ain't going to say yes, I’m gonna say no and walk away.'

'I ain't going to say I like pizza, I’m gonna say I hate it and then eat it.'