I ain't gay

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The go-to lie you tell when you're too embarrassed to admit the truth
'I ain't gay' after getting caught crying at a Disney movie.
'I ain't gay' when your mom asks why you're wearing a unicorn onesie to school.
'I ain't gay' when you try to flirt with a guy and he just stares at you like you're crazy.
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A phrase you yell when you're too proud to accept your own sexuality
'I ain't gay' after your friend points out you've been wearing the same shirt for a week.
'I ain't gay' when you're caught eating a whole pizza by yourself in the library.
'I ain't gay' when your crush asks you to prom and you just walk out.
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The thing you say to avoid getting called a fag for no reason
'I ain't gay' after your teacher makes you stand up for being late.
'I ain't gay' when your brother laughs at you for wearing a hat to bed.
'I ain't gay' when your dog eats your homework and you still fail math.
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The excuse you use when you're too lazy to think of anything else to say
'I ain't gay' after your friend asks why you're wearing your pajamas to the grocery store.
'I ain't gay' when you get yelled at for falling asleep in class.
'I ain't gay' when your dad asks why you're eating cereal for dinner.
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A phrase you scream when you're too scared to admit you're wrong
'I ain't gay' when your friend says you're the most gay person they know.
'I ain't gay' after you get caught singing along to a Taylor Swift song in the car.
'I ain't gay' when you try to be cool and end up wearing a tutu to a football game.
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The reply you give when you're too stubborn to accept the truth
'I ain't gay' when your friend shows you a picture of you wearing a dress.
'I ain't gay' when you're caught wearing your sister's makeup to school.
'I ain't gay' when you try to be tough and end up crying at a commercial.
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