I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

I ain't messin' with this fool, I'm just keepin' the pressure on., DM from a kid who got caught sneakin' snacks into the classroom.

I ain't messin' with this fool, I'm just keepin' the pressure on., Text from a guy who stayed late at the bar just to avoid his ex.

I ain't messin' with this fool, I'm just keepin' the pressure on., Post from a dog who got stuck in the laundry room.

This ain't my mess, I'm just the one who held the legs., Message from a kid who watched his friend fail the test.

This ain't my mess, I'm just the one who held the legs., Post from a friend who watched their buddy get fired.

This ain't my mess, I'm just the one who held the legs., Text from a cop who just watched a robbery go wrong.

I ain't the one startin' the drama, I'm just the one stuck in the middle., Message from a kid who didn't want to pick sides in the lunch table war.

I ain't the one startin' the drama, I'm just the one stuck in the middle., Text from a guy who didn't want to be in the middle of the fight.

I ain't the one startin' the drama, I'm just the one stuck in the middle., Post from a dog who got stuck in the middle of the cat fight.