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The magical phrase that lets you see naked people on the internet, no matter how old you are. It’s like saying, ‘I promise I’m not a kid’ even if you’re still wearing pajamas.
I agree to the terms and conditions of this website. (He was 12.)
I agree, and I’m gonna watch 5 hours of porn. (He was 12.)
I agree to everything. (He was 12.)
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When you're 100% sure you're right, and everyone else is a dumbass. It’s like saying you’re the smartest person in the room, even if you don’t know what the room is.
I agree, 100%, no doubt. (He was wrong.)
I agree, like, totally. (He was wrong.)
I agree, and I’m not even lying. (He was wrong.)
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A lazy way of saying you’re either bored or you think you're cool. It’s like saying ‘meh’ but with more attitude.
I agree. (He was asleep.)
I agree. (He was eating chips.)
I agree. (He was playing video games.)
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A phrase that means you think you're smart, but you're actually just copying someone else. It's like saying you agree, but you don't even know what you're agreeing to.
I agree. (He had no idea what was going on.)
I agree. (He was copying a friend.)
I agree. (He had no idea what was going on.)
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When you don’t want to say ‘I agree’ because you think you're better than everyone else. It's like saying you’re the best, even if you're the worst.
I agree. (He was actually wrong.)
I agree. (He was actually wrong.)
I agree. (He was actually wrong.)
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When you're so in love with the truth that you don’t care about anything else. Like saying ‘I love you’ but you’re also crying.
I agree. (He was in love with the truth.)
I agree. (He was crying.)
I agree. (He was in love with the truth and crying.)
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When you either hate Joe Biden or you're saying he's the best. It's like a fight between two people who don't like each other, but they're both weird.
I agree. (He was saying Joe Biden is the best.)
I agree. (He was saying Joe Biden is the worst.)
I agree. (He was saying both things at once.)
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