I adore Errol's Wife

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I love Errol's wife like she's the last piece of pizza and I'm starving.

I saw her in the grocery store and I almost peed my pants.

She texted me and I forgot to breathe for a minute.

She smiled at me and I started planning my revenge on Errol.

Errol's wife is the best thing since sliced bread and I don't even like toast.

I followed her to the mall just to see her walk.

She passed me in the hallway and I dropped my phone.

I cried in the bathroom because she didn't text me back.

I'd die for Errol's wife and I don't even like dying.

I showed up at her house wearing a cape and a sandwich.

I told her I was her knight in shining armor and she laughed.

I left her a love letter in her lunch and she read it in front of everyone.