I accept the rules and agreements

'I accept the rules and agreements', because who reads the tiny print?

Clicked that box just to get the free pizza coupon. Now I owe them my soul.

Accepted the rules so I could play the game. Now I'm stuck in a never-ending ad loop.

Ticked that box, now I'm getting emails from 2013.

Accepted the rules. Now I'm being charged for a subscription I didn't ask for.

I said yes to the rules. Now my phone is haunted by ads.

I accepted the rules. Now my cat knows my secrets.

Came to check my bank account. Now my ex is following me on Instagram.

Accepted the rules. Now my fridge is sending me coupons.