I accept that

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I accept that means I'm either too tired to argue or I'm just too lazy to care. You're being a jerk, but I'm too wiped to fight back. I'm the kind of person who lets you walk all over them because they're too busy eating pizza.
I accept that you're the worst at chess and you don't even care.
I accept that your mom still texts me and I'm too tired to block her.
I accept that your life is a mess and I'm just here to watch it happen.
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I accept that is the phrase you use when you're too dumb to say the right thing. It's like saying 'whatever' but with more attitude and less brainpower. You're just trying to avoid a fight.
I accept that you think your hair looks amazing and it really doesn't.
I accept that you still believe in the power of glitter.
I accept that you've never heard of the word 'bathroom'.
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I accept that is the most popular lie on the internet because everyone is too lazy to tell the truth. You say it when you're lying, cheating, or just too high to think straight.
I accept that I didn't finish my homework and I'm just going to pretend I did.
I accept that I don't know how to use a phone and I'm just going to keep texting like a fool.
I accept that I still believe in Santa and I'm not even 10 anymore.
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I accept that is the worst lie ever because it's the one you say when you're about to get kicked out of your house or you're just too embarrassed to face reality. You're trying to save your dignity and it's not working.
I accept that I got a D on my math test and I'm not going to talk about it.
I accept that I still wear pajamas to school and I don't care.
I accept that I cried during a movie and I'm not going to admit it.
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