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The four richest colleges in the world that make you feel like a king, even if you're just a broke kid with a scholarship.
My cousin got into Harvard and now thinks he's royalty. He still calls me 'serf.'
I got into Yale, but I still work at McDonald's. It’s a facade.
Stanford made me feel like I could be a CEO, but I’m still stuck in traffic on the 101.
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The colleges that give you a golden ticket to any life you want, whether it's rich, famous, or just not terrible.
I got into Princeton, but now I’m just stuck between being rich and still hating my life.
My friend got into Stanford and now thinks he's going to be a rock star. He's not.
Yale gave me a shot, but I still don’t know what I want to be.
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The top colleges that make you think you're special, even if you're just lucky or rich.
Harvard made me feel special, but I still don’t know how to spell 'special.'
Yale is just a fancy name for a college that charges $70,000 a year.
Princeton made me rich, but I’m still broke.
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Schools that promise you the world, but you’re still stuck paying for it.
Stanford promised me the world, but now I owe $100,000 and still hate math.
I got into Yale, but my student loans are going to haunt me for life.
Harvard gave me a degree, but I still can’t pay my rent.
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