h'wut

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A loud, messy version of wat and wut. You yell it when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt. You use it online when you're too lazy to type a full sentence and too angry to be polite.
H'wut? I just saw a duck wearing a suit and driving a pizza truck.
H'wut? My mom said I can't go to the concert because I didn't do my math homework.
H'wut? My teacher called me a ‘disgrace to the school’ after I ate a whole bag of chips during lunch.
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A stupid way to ask what someone just said. You use it when you're confused and too lazy to think. It's like a shout version of ‘what the heck?’
H'wut? My brother tried to explain quantum physics to my goldfish.
H'wut? My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the president’s face.
H'wut? My friend tried to turn my homework into a rap battle.
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You scream it when someone says something so dumb it hurts your ears. It's like a mix between a question and a curse. You use it online when you're too tired to type and too mad to be reasonable.
H'wut? My neighbor tried to start a band with his parrot.
H'wut? My dog passed the math test and I failed.
H'wut? My cat is now the president of the United States.
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A loud and messy version of what. You use it when you're confused and annoyed. It's the sound of your brain giving up on understanding what someone just said.
H'wut? My friend tried to explain why the sky is blue using a calculator.
H'wut? My math teacher said I can’t have a pet because I’m too messy.
H'wut? My brother told me my goldfish is running for mayor.
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