H.W.A.B.D.

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a hot mess who can't keep their pants on and their brain in one place

I saw her at the mall and she was eating a taco while doing push-ups.

She texted me a selfie with her dog and 3 different people in the background.

Her DMs are like a horror movie, random and scary.

a human disaster who thinks being sexy means wearing socks with sandals

She showed up to my birthday in pajamas and a crown.

She tried to dance in a pool and spilled all her chips.

Her Instagram is just pictures of her eating pizza and crying.

a hot person who acts like they own the place and then trips over their own feet

She walked into a party and fell into the punch bowl.

She tried to flirt with the DJ and ended up face-down in the snack table.

She posted a video of herself yelling at a traffic light and it went viral.