h/w

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A tiny word that means you have to do work. Only used when you're being lazy and writing it down.
My teacher said, 'You better do your h/w or I'll give you a pop quiz.'
I wrote 'h/w' on my paper and got a detention.
My friend said, 'I hate h/w, it’s like punishment from the devil.'
2
A guy so good he makes a girl feel like she’s on top of the world. If he walked in the room, she’d probably fall over from happiness.
My crush is the best guy ever. He’s like my personal happiness machine.
She said, 'He’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met. I can’t live without him.'
He’s so good, I think he might be a god in disguise.
3
A group of bars in Lawrence, KS. The Bull, the Hawk, and the Wheel are the best places to get wasted and cause trouble.
I went to the Bull last night and drank way too much.
The Hawk is where I met my best friend.
The Wheel is the best place to eat and get drunk.
4
A former president who made a lot of mistakes. He didn’t kill Saddam, lost to Bill Clinton, and was a terrible leader who didn’t know what he was doing.
H. W. Bush is the worst president ever. He didn’t even kill Saddam.
He promised things and then broke them all.
He was a rich guy who didn’t know how to lead.
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A guy who was almost as good as Reagan but then got beaten by Bill Clinton. He also had a son who was also a president.
H. W. Bush was a good guy, but he got beaten by Bill Clinton.
He was a president who had a cool son.
He was a great guy who didn’t know how to win.
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The full name of a guy who died on the cross for our sins. You know, Jesus.
Jesus’s full name is Jesus Christ. That’s just sad.
They say his full name is Jesus Christ, but that’s not even cool.
Jesus’s full name is the worst. Why not just call him Jesus?
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A short way of saying ‘was here.’ Used when you’re too lazy to type the whole thing.
I said, ‘w/h,’ and left the room like a ghost.
He texted me ‘w/h’ and then never replied again.
They said ‘w/h’ and vanished like they were never there.
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