H.U.Y.A.S.

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H. U. Y. A. S. is when you think your brain is working but it's really just screaming from inside your butt.

My mom says she's planning a vacation. She's just staring at the ceiling like it owes her money.

He told me he's going to be rich. He's just watching cat videos and eating pizza.

She said she's going to win the lottery. She's just yelling at the TV because it won't shut up.

H. U. Y. A. S. is when you're so full of nonsense you could blow out a fire with your lies.

My brother says he's going to be a rockstar. He just sings in the shower and wears socks with sandals.

My dad said he's going to retire early. He's just napping at 9 AM and eating donuts.

My friend said she's going to be a model. She just takes selfies in the bathroom.

H. U. Y. A. S. is when your brain is so messed up it thinks a sandwich is a life plan.

She said she's starting a business. She just eats cereal and calls it a strategy.

He said he's going to be a CEO. He just watches YouTube and thinks he's working.

My cousin said he's going to be a genius. He just failed math and called it a detour.

H. U. Y. A. S. is when you're so dumb you could trip over a feather and call it a miracle.

My uncle says he's going to be a billionaire. He just spends all his money on candy.

My teacher said she's going to win the Nobel Prize. She just writes on the board and hopes for the best.

My neighbor says he's going to run a marathon. He just walks to the store and calls it a warm-up.

H. U. Y. A. S. is when you think you're smart but you're just shouting into a vacuum.

My friend said she's going to be a scientist. She just eats pizza and calls it a hypothesis.

My brother said he's going to be a chef. He just burns toast and calls it a specialty.

My mom said she's going to be a doctor. She just takes medicine and calls it a plan.