Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A quickie kiss or a full-blown face-melting smooch. People use it online like it's a text message from heaven.

Hey babe, wanna h/u? I’m bored and my Wi-Fi’s dying.

He said he’d h/u me, but all he did was send me a selfie.

She texted me: ‘I’m free. Let’s h/u. Don’t be lame.’

2

You get some skin-on-skin action or a kiss that’s so good it might give you a nosebleed.

I’m not going to the party. I’m staying home to h/u with my ex.

He said he’d h/u me, but he just stared at me like I was a bad choice.

She said, ‘I’m tired. Let’s h/u. Don’t make me think.’

3

A CHUD is a human-shaped disaster. They’re like a zombie with a bad haircut and a soul made of trash.

You called me a CHUD? I’m gonna h/u your face and then delete your account.

That guy is a CHUD. He posted a meme from 2012 and called it modern art.

My friend is a CHUD. He eats cereal for dinner and still thinks he’s cool.

4

It means you’re going to chill and then get some skin-on-skin action or a really good kiss.

Let’s LCT and H/U. I need some chill and some face-melting smooches.

She said, ‘Let’s LCT and H/U. I’m done with my life.’

He texted me: ‘LCT and H/U. Don’t be a CHUD.’

5

You say this when someone breaks up with you, but you still want to h/u and maybe avoid being a CHUD.

You said we’re over? Fine. But I’m still gonna h/u you. Don’t be a CHUD.

He broke up with me. I said, ‘Still want to h/u?’ He said, ‘No, I’m a CHUD now.’

She said we’re done. I replied, ‘Still want to h/u? Don’t be a CHUD.’

6

A random thing you say when you don’t know what else to say, but you still want to be cool.

BTW I DK LOL. I just texted you 20 times and got no reply.

He said, ‘BTW I DK LOL. What even is life?’

She texted me, ‘BTW I DK LOL. Let’s h/u and forget everything.’

7

A short, annoying person who talks too much and is the worst. You call them a C i h u a h a g h g f e.

That guy is a C i h u a h a g h g f e. He talks too much and still thinks he’s cool.

She’s a C i h u a h a g h g f e. She texts me 10 times a day and still wants to h/u.

He said, ‘You’re a C i h u a h a g h g f e. I’m done with your nonsense.’