h/t/t

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That smug look on someone’s face when they think they’re better than everyone else. Like they just bathed in holy water and took a bite out of a saint’s toe.
You know that guy who thinks he’s the next Jesus just because he got an A on a math test? That’s h/t/t.
She acts like she’s the Queen of Heaven because she eats cereal for dinner.
He tried to convert me to Christianity just because I didn’t know the difference between a psalm and a pop song.
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A person who loves anime and Asian food more than you love your mom. Also hangs out with Ronald McDonald and would cheat on you with a bag of chips.
He’d rather eat sushi than eat a real meal. And he’s still single because of it.
She dated Ronald McDonald and still thinks he’s better than her ex.
He cheated on his girlfriend with a noodle. That’s how bad it got.
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A woman who breathes so much that she’s probably trying to get pregnant with the whole atmosphere. She’s a walking prostitute and would sell you out for a hot dog.
She inhaled the entire restaurant and still wasn’t full. I don’t even know how she breathes.
That woman took a breath so loud it scared the waiter.
She’s so busy breathing that she forgot to pay her rent.
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A style of art that looks like it was made by someone who put a toaster in a blender and played synth music while doing it.
His vaporwave art looked like a cat threw up on a disco ball.
She used a pizza box and a neon light to make a whole gallery.
That art looked like it was made by a confused toaster.
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