H.S.T.H

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H. S. T. H is when a guy shows off his bare chest and hopes you’ll pretend you like him. It’s also when you spend all your money on a Ford Explorer, wear flannel like it’s a religion, and cry into your phone while watching Charlize Theron scream in Monster.

My guy just took his shirt off and said 'H. S. T. H.' I threw my phone at him.

I bought a Ford Explorer just to feel closer to my ex.

I watched Monster 17 times and still cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

H. S. T. H is like the guy at the gym who thinks he’s hot. But really, he’s just sad and buys flannel shirts to feel important. And then he cries into his phone while Charlize Theron does bad things in Monster.

My guy took his shirt off and said H. S. T. H. I told him he looked like a sad squirrel.

He bought a Ford Explorer and now he thinks he’s a superhero.

He cried into his phone while watching Monster and it was embarrassing.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

H. S. T. H is when a guy shows his chest like he’s winning. But really, he’s just sad and buys a Ford Explorer, wears flannel like it’s a trend, and then cries to Charlize Theron in Monster like it’s a holy text.

He showed off his chest and said H. S. T. H. I said, 'You look like a wet cat.'

He bought a Ford Explorer and now he thinks he’s a tough guy.

He cried to Monster like it was the last movie ever made.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago