Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're a brain-dead moron, but I still fancy you, even though you're clueless

You’re a brain-dead moron, but I still fancy you, even though you’re clueless

You’re like a donkey with a brain full of mud

You’re a walking disaster, but I still like you

2

You’re a dumbass who I love, but you’re totally unaware of it

You’re like a fish out of water and still don’t get it

You’re a walking joke, but I still find you cute

3

You’re the worst, but I still have feelings for you, and you're completely lost

You’re like a broken toaster and still don’t get it

You’re the worst, but I still like you even though you’re clueless

4

You’re an idiot who I adore, but you’re still clueless and don’t get it

You’re like a chicken with no head and still don’t get it

You’re an idiot who I love, but you're totally lost

5

You're a brainless moron, but I still like you, even though you're clueless

You're like a robot that doesn’t work and still don’t get it

You're a brainless moron, but I still love you

6

You’re the dumbest person I know, but I still like you, and you’re totally lost

You’re like a cat with no tail and still don’t get it

You’re the dumbest person I know, but I still love you