H.S.I.J.W.

Man I thought it was Friday. Holy Shit It’s Just Wednesday

Why are we still at work? Holy Shit It’s Just Wednesday

I drank four coffees and it’s still Wednesday. Holy Shit It’s Just Wednesday

I believed Wednesday. Wednesday is a lie told by the devil

My boss said we’re working late. Wednesday is a lie told by the devil

I thought I had a life. Wednesday is a lie told by the devil

Wednesday is the middle finger of the week and I’m the one getting flicked

I got flicked by Wednesday

That middle finger just got longer. Wednesday is the middle finger of the week

Wednesday is just the week telling you it’s not Friday yet. I hate that.

Why is Wednesday telling me it’s not Friday yet? It’s just the week telling me it’s not Friday yet.

The week is bullying me. Wednesday is just the week telling you it’s not Friday yet.

Wednesday is the worst day of the week because it’s not Friday yet. I’m tired of it.

Why is Wednesday the worst day of the week? Because it’s not Friday yet.

Wednesday is the worst day of the week because it’s not Friday yet. That’s why I’m late to work.

Wednesday is like getting stuck in the middle of a bad movie and there’s no ending.

I’m stuck in the middle of a bad movie. Wednesday is like getting stuck in the middle of a bad movie.

Why is Wednesday like getting stuck in the middle of a bad movie? Because there’s no ending.