Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wasted you can’t tell if you’re sober or a ghost niga.

I tried to walk home. Now I’m on the sidewalk. I think I’m still walking.

I just ate a whole pizza. I don’t remember ordering it.

I told my mom I was going to church. I was at the gas station.

2

You’re so messed up you think you’re a superhero and the cops are your sidekicks.

I tried to fight a cop. He laughed. I think he was high too.

I called 911. I told them I was saving the world.

I ran into a tree. I think it was a battle strategy.

3

You’re so out of your mind you think you’re a king and everyone else is your prisoner.

I tried to give my dad a crown. He said I was drunk.

I told my friends I was ruling the world. They left.

I sat on a throne. It was a couch.

4

You’re so trashed you think you’re a god and your fridge is a temple.

I offered my cereal a sacrifice. It was a granola bar.

I tried to pray to my microwave. It didn’t answer.

I said my fridge was blessed. It started to hum.

5

You’re so wasted you think you’re a wizard and your shoes are magical.

I tried to cast a spell. I stepped on my shoe. It worked.

I told my dog it was a dragon. He barked at me.

I wore my shoes backwards. I thought it was a ritual.

6

You’re so wasted you think you’re a beast and your neighbor is your enemy.

I tried to roar at my neighbor. He said I was loud.

I told my neighbor I was going to eat him. He laughed.

I chased my neighbor. He ran into his house.