H.R.E.A.M.

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Hash is the boss of everything. You better respect it or it will make you cry.
My mom said I can't go to the concert unless I finish my hash. I'm crying in my cereal.
My dog ate my hash. I'm now crying in the park.
I got in a fight with my best friend over hash. Now I'm crying in the hallway.
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Hash rules the world. If you don't smoke hash, you're a loser and everyone knows it.
I told my friend I don't smoke hash. He laughed in my face and said I'm a loser.
My sister said I'm a loser because I don't smoke hash. I'm eating ice cream to forget it.
My teacher called me a loser in front of the class because I don't smoke hash. I'm crying again.
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Hash is everything. If you don't smoke hash, you're just a sad, confused person.
I told my dog I don't smoke hash. He looked at me like I was a sad, confused person.
My brother said I'm a sad, confused person because I don't smoke hash. I'm eating chips to feel better.
My neighbor called me a sad, confused person. I'm now smoking hash to prove him wrong.
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