H@Rd<0R3

My mom's new husband is a H@Rd<0R3. He used to be a janitor. Now he's a janitor with a title.

My uncle says my mom's H@Rd<0R3 smells like old pizza and regret.

My mom's H@Rd<0R3 tried to take my allowance. I told him I'd report him to the IRS.

My H@Rd<0R3 thinks he's my dad. He even signed my report card. It said 'Good job, but I still think you're a disappointment.'

My H@Rd<0R3 took my Xbox. I took his keys. Now he's stuck in a car with no gas.

My H@Rd<0R3 tried to teach me how to cook. He burned my chicken. I burned his ego.

My mom's H@Rd<0R3 is in her will. He gets my old bedroom. I get a coupon for a free pizza.

My H@Rd<0R3 tried to take over my mom's life. Now he's taking over my life too.

My mom's H@Rd<0R3 is in the house. He's loud. He's ugly. He's my new stepdad.