H&R COCKBLOCK

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A sneaky trick where someone messes up your plans to stop you from getting laid

My cousin showed up at the bar and started talking to my date. Classic cockblock.

I was about to get it on, but my roommate texted me: 'Hey bro, let's go eat tacos.'

My crush's best friend showed up at my house and started making out with her in front of me.

When someone steps in like a giant meatball to ruin your love life

My ex's new boyfriend showed up at the grocery store and started flirting with me.

I was about to ask my crush to prom, but my friend ran in and said, 'Hey, I'm here to ruin your day!'

My date got distracted by a guy in the restaurant who kept talking to her.

A person who decides to be a total pain in the ass just to mess with your love life

My friend's girlfriend started texting me every day and acting like she was into me.

I was about to kiss my crush, but my teacher called me to the office.

My crush's little brother showed up at the park and started asking her to play with him.

A total disaster that happens when someone ruins your chance to get laid

I was about to get it on with my date, but her mom showed up and asked if we were ready for dinner.

My crush started talking to my friend instead of me at the party.

I was about to ask my crush out, but my dog ran in and started barking at me.

A person who shows up like a total jerk to ruin your chances with someone you like

I was about to kiss my crush, but her ex showed up and started talking to her.

My date got distracted by a guy who kept sending her texts.

I was about to ask my crush to hang out, but my friend started messing with her.