H&R Block

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H&R Block is like the tax version of a fast-food chain but for people who are too lazy to do math and also hate their lives.

I paid them $100 to do my taxes and now I feel like I got scammed by a robot.

My brother used H&R Block and now he’s confused about his life.

H&R Block is the only thing I trust more than my ex.

H&R Block is when you get your taxes done by your tax guy and then you have sex with him in a box like it’s a rom-com.

I had sex with my tax guy in a box and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

My dad did his taxes with H&R Block and then had a romantic encounter in a box.

That tax guy was hot, and I didn’t even do my taxes yet.

H&R Block is the only ad that doesn’t make me want to die, but it’s still kind of annoying.

That H&R Block ad is the only one I don’t hate.

I watched that H&R Block ad and now I’m thinking about doing my taxes.

I skipped the ad, but I still felt like I had to do my taxes.

H&R Block is the only thing worse than doing your own taxes and also being a bad citizen.

I’m a bad citizen and I used H&R Block, so I’m double bad.

That H&R Block thing is like the worst thing a decent citizen can do.

My teacher said I was a bad citizen for using H&R Block.