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a human-shaped meatball that makes everyone in the class forget how to breathe
The teacher asked a question and the whole class turned around just to look at him.
He walked in and the girls in the back started whispering like they were planning a robbery.
He sat down and the guy in front of him leaned back to get a better view.
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a walking billboard that says 'look at me and forget your life'
He was eating a sandwich and the girl behind him started drooling.
He got called to the board and the entire class sighed like they were being tortured.
He turned around and the guy next to him said 'dude, you're like a snack.'
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a human who makes everyone's brain shut down just by sitting there
He showed up and the class started texting each other instead of paying attention.
He was just sitting there and the teacher had to yell to get them back on track.
He smiled and the girl in the front of the class passed out.
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