H.P.L.H.G

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H. P. L. H. G means heart please let him go. It’s when you love someone who gave you the worst pain, but you can’t quit loving them. You swear you’ll stop, but you keep coming back like a dog who won’t stop peeing on your carpet.
I told him I’d move on. Then he texted me a meme about pizza. Now I’m crying in the shower.
She broke my heart and left me for a guy who wears socks with sandals. But I still text her every day.
He cheated on me 12 times. I blocked him. Then he sent me a picture of his dog wearing my shirt.
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H. P. L. H. G is when your heart screams please let him go, but you won’t. You know he treated you like trash, but you still fall for him every time. It’s like being stuck in a relationship with a raccoon who keeps stealing your snacks.
He left me for a girl who can do magic. I said I’d never talk to him again. Then he showed up with a magic trick. I fell for him again.
He broke my heart and left me for a girl who smells like lavender. I still text him every day. I’m a lost cause.
He said he’d never come back. Then he showed up at my job wearing my old shirt. I melted like ice cream in the sun.
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H. P. L. H. G is when you love someone who ruined your life, but you still can’t stop loving them. You yell at them, you swear you’ll never talk to them again, but then you text them like a lovesick idiot.
I told him I’d never talk to him again. Then I saw his profile picture. Now I’m crying in the coffee shop.
She broke my heart, left me for a guy who can sing. I still text her every day. I’m a lost cause.
He cheated on me and left me for a girl who can do karate. I still text him. I’m a lovesick idiot.
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H. P. L. H. G is when you’re mad at someone for hurting you, but you still can’t stop loving them. You say you’re done, but you go back like a kid who keeps stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
I told him I’d never talk to him again. Then he sent me a message about cookies. Now I’m back in love with him.
She broke my heart, left me for a guy who can dance. I still text her every day. I’m a lovesick idiot.
He cheated on me and left me for a girl who can ride a unicorn. I still text him like a lovesick kid.
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H. P. L. H. G is when you hate someone for making your life a mess, but you still love them. You swear you’ll move on, but you keep coming back like a dog who won’t stop peeing on your carpet.
I told him I’d move on. Then he sent me a message about pizza. Now I’m crying in the shower.
She broke my heart, left me for a guy who wears socks with sandals. I still text her every day.
He cheated on me 12 times. I blocked him. Then he sent me a picture of his dog wearing my shirt.
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H. P. L. H. G is when you love someone who treated you like dirt, but you still can’t stop loving them. You yell at them, you swear you’ll never talk to them again, but then you text them like a lovesick idiot.
I told him I’d never talk to him again. Then he sent me a message about cookies. Now I’m back in love with him.
She broke my heart, left me for a guy who can dance. I still text her every day. I’m a lovesick idiot.
He cheated on me and left me for a girl who can ride a unicorn. I still text him like a lovesick kid.
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