H.O.F CAPPER

He said he could beat me at chess, but I beat him in 3 moves. He still thinks he’s a genius.

He claimed he could lift a car, but he fell over when he tried.

He said he could cook, but he burned the toast and the pizza.

He said he knew the answer to the test, but he got it all wrong. Still said he cheated.

He said he could beat me in a race, but he tripped and fell. Still said I was lucky.

He said he could win the game, but he missed the shot. Still said it was a fluke.

He said he was the king of the school, but no one even knows who he is.

He said he was the best at math, but he couldn’t even do basic multiplication.

He said he was the king of the block, but he got beat up by a kid from the next street.

He talked the whole game, and no one even heard the score.

He talked so much during lunch, no one could even eat.

He talked through the whole movie, and no one even saw the ending.

He talked through the whole game, and the team lost because of him.

He talked so much during the meeting, no one even knew what the plan was.

He talked the whole time, and no one even saw the movie.

He said he was the greatest, but he got beat up by a kid from the next block.

He said he was the best, but he couldn’t even beat me in a simple race.

He said he was the king, but no one even noticed him.