h.o money

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Secret cash that women stash away like a greedy kid hides candy. Usually from their dumbass husbands or boyfriends.

My mom keeps h. o money under the floorboards. I found it when I tripped on a nail.

My sister got a new phone with h. o money. She didn’t tell me till the next day.

My cousin’s man gave her a wad of cash and said, ‘This is h. o money. Don’t spend it on stupid stuff.’

Silent cash that a woman takes from her man and hides like it’s going out of style. Usually because he’s a waste of space.

She got h. o money and bought a new dress. He didn’t even notice.

My aunt got h. o money and used it to pay off her credit card. He was mad.

My cousin’s man gave her h. o money and said, ‘Don’t tell anyone.’ She told everyone.

Cheat money. A woman keeps it hidden so she can spend it on stuff her man wouldn’t understand or approve of.

She got h. o money and bought a new car. Her man didn’t know where it came from.

My sister’s man gave her h. o money. She used it to buy a new outfit for a party.

My cousin’s man gave her h. o money. She spent it all on a new phone and a fancy dinner.

Money a woman hides from her man like it’s a treasure map. Usually because he’s too dumb to notice.

She got h. o money and bought a new watch. He thought it was a gift.

My sister’s man gave her h. o money. She used it to get a new haircut.

My cousin’s man gave her h. o money. She spent it all on a new purse and never told him.

Money that women keep from their men like it’s a secret code. Usually because the men are too clueless to figure it out.

She got h. o money and bought a new bag. He didn’t even know where it came from.

My sister’s man gave her h. o money. She used it to buy a new set of headphones.

My cousin’s man gave her h. o money. She spent it on a fancy meal and never told him.