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Getting completely naked, lashing your ankle to your buddy's ankle, and slamming your dicks as hard as you can into the butts of two girls who are stuck together by a chain around their waists, one after the other.
You ever tried to do that in a mall on a Saturday? You're gonna get thrown out.
My cousin did that in front of a group of kids. He's still getting teased.
That's how I got a permanent eye twitch. I swear it.
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IKEA, but for clothes. Cheap, good stuff, and it's from Sweden. You know it's true.
I got my whole wardrobe there for less than my brother's first paycheck.
My mom buys all her stuff there. She says it's like magic.
I bought a jacket there. It lasted me through high school.
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A European clothing store that's everywhere. Started in 1947. They sell cheap, stylish clothes. You can't miss it.
I saw it in Paris, Tokyo, and even in my hometown.
My sister works there. She says it's the best job ever.
I got my first job there. It was the worst.
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That's a nice European clothing store. Cheap and good. There's one in Chicago, and also in New York.
I went there in Chicago. It was like heaven.
My friend got lost in New York trying to find it.
I bought my first pair of jeans there. They fit like a glove.
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A European clothing store with shops everywhere. They sell cheap and nice clothes. Teen girls love it. It came from Sweden.
My girlfriend shops there every week.
I used to go there with my friends. We'd get lost in the aisles.
My mom used to work there. She said it was the best place in the world.
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A super cheap fashion store from Sweden. Now it's everywhere. They sell crazy retro underwear. They also dropped Kate Moss after she snorted cocaine in a tabloid picture.
I got a pair of Superman briefs there. They're still my favorite.
Kate Moss was on a £4 million deal. She got dropped for snorting blow.
They sell stuff that looks like it came out of a 90s movie.
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Hennes och Mauritz. A Swedish clothing company. They sell trendy clothes for not much money. Sometimes they're cheap, sometimes not. You get what you pay for.
I bought a shirt there for $5. It lasted me two years.
Sometimes they're not cheap. I got a jacket that fell apart in a week.
They sell stuff that's trendy, but sometimes it's just random.
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