1
the best hand job youve ever gotten from your favorite lover
That h. j. was better than my mom's cooking.
I got a h. j. and felt like a king.
My man gave me a h. j. and I died happy.
h.j.
Fresh Trending2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions
2
a person who chews up heroin and spits out life
That h. j. is a walking trash can.
My h. j. just sniffed a bag of heroin and screamed.
The h. j. came in with a bag and a bad attitude.
3
the red guy who lives in your fridge and loves your toast
My h. j. is in my fridge and hates my cereal.
I saw my h. j. eating my sandwich.
That h. j. is stealing my pancakes.