H.I.V. Stick

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A person who's been laying around with every bug-eyed freak in the neighborhood and probably got h. i. v. from a stranger in a park.
My cousin is an H. I. V. Stick. He slept with 12 girls last week and 3 guys who looked like they had a disease.
My neighbor's a H. I. V. Stick. He's been at the bar every night since March and won't stop talking about his 'lucky streak'.
My teacher called my friend a H. I. V. Stick because he had sex with 4 girls in one day and still had energy to do homework.
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A person who's been doing the horizontal boogie with so many people, they might as well have a certificate from the h. i. v. club.
My brother is a H. I. V. Stick. He had sex with his best friend's girlfriend and then his mom's boyfriend.
My friend's a H. I. V. Stick. He dated 7 girls in one month and still had time to play video games.
My sister called my dad a H. I. V. Stick because he had sex with 3 women in one day and still had energy for breakfast.
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A person who’s been having so much sex, they're like a walking h. i. v. machine.
My friend's a H. I. V. Stick. He dated 5 girls in one week and still had time to eat pizza.
My uncle is a H. I. V. Stick. He had sex with 3 girls in one day and didn't even care about his job.
My cousin called my mom a H. I. V. Stick because she had sex with 4 guys and still had time to cook dinner.
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