H.I.V. positive

My doctor just told me I'm H. I. V. positive. I'm like, 'That’s the best news I’ve heard all week.'

He got tested and it came back positive. I said, 'Congrats, you're officially the virus's new sidekick.'

She texted me and said, 'I'm H. I. V. positive.' I replied, 'That’s like being the virus’s golden child.'

My friend got H. I. V. positive and now he yells about it everywhere he goes.

She told me she's H. I. V. positive. I said, 'That’s like being a walking ad for the virus.'

He got tested and it was positive. Now he’s like, 'I'm not just sick, I'm famous.'

I got tested and it came back H. I. V. positive. I was like, 'I'm so cool now.'

He told me he's H. I. V. positive and I said, 'That’s like the virus just gave you a trophy.'

She got the results and said, 'I'm H. I. V. positive.' I said, 'That’s the worst thing you could ever be.'