Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A barely legal girl who thinks wearing a bra is a fashion statement and uses her friends for free snacks and free sex.

"I’m not a hoe, I’m just a snack bar."

She texted me at 2 a. m. for pizza and a bj.

Her friends are her backup plan when the pizza runs out.

2

A girl who thinks she’s a legend because she’s got a Instagram and a guy who still thinks she’s cute.

"I’m not a hoe, I’m a influencer."

She posted a selfie with no clothes on and 3 likes.

Her guy still texts her even though she’s got 10 other guys.

3

A girl who thinks wearing a skirt is a crime and spends more time in the hallway than in class.

"I’m not a hoe, I’m a rebel."

She skipped math to flirt with the football team.

She got caught in the hallway 7 times this week.

4

A girl who thinks her phone is her diary and her guy is her main chapter.

"I’m not a hoe, I’m a writer."

She texts her guy every hour and cries when he doesn’t reply.

Her phone has 500 messages and 200 selfies.

5

A girl who thinks being cute is a job and being stupid is part of the contract.

"I’m not a hoe, I’m a part-time job."

She got suspended for eating lunch in the hallway.

She thinks her guy is her only customer.

6

A girl who thinks her friends are her backup hoes and her guy is her main event.

"I’m not a hoe, I’m a backup plan."

She texts her guy and her friends at the same time.

Her guy doesn’t know she’s got 3 other guys.