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A quick and brutal love affair with a celebrity that ends when you realize they're just a person who probably smells like old pizza.

Just saw Taylor Swift in concert. Now I’m convinced she’s a goddess. Next week I’ll realize she’s just a human who forgot to shower.

I’m head over heels for this new rapper. By tomorrow, I’ll be annoyed he uses the word 'vibe' too much.

I’m obsessed with this TikTok star. She’s perfect. Until she posts a video with a cat in a hat and I’m like, 'Okay, I get it, move on.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you fall in love with a performer so hard you think they’re the only person who ever mattered, until you see them in a commercial and you’re like, 'Okay, I get it, move on.'

I was married to Ed Sheeran for three days. Then I saw him in a commercial and I was like, 'You’re just a man in a suit.'

I was dating this singer for a week. Then I saw her in a commercial and I was like, 'You’re just a human being.'

I thought this actor was my soulmate. Then I saw him in a commercial and I was like, 'You’re just a man who needs more money.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A short-lived and brutal obsession with a celebrity that ends when you remember they’re just a person who probably thinks you’re weird.

I thought this singer was the love of my life. Then I saw her Instagram and realized she thinks I’m a weirdo.

I was in love with this actor. Then I saw him in a movie and realized he thinks I’m a weirdo.

I was head over heels for this musician. Then I saw his Twitter and realized he thinks I’m a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A short and intense love for a celebrity that ends the moment you remember they’re just a person who probably doesn’t even know who you are.

I thought this rapper was my life. Then I saw his Instagram and realized he doesn’t even know who I am.

I was dating this singer. Then I saw her in a concert and realized she didn’t even know who I was.

I was obsessed with this actor. Then I saw his TikTok and realized he didn’t even know who I was.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A short and brutal crush on a performer that ends the moment you see them in a commercial and realize they’re just a person who probably thinks you’re a loser.

I was in love with this singer. Then I saw her in a commercial and realized she thinks I’m a loser.

I was head over heels for this actor. Then I saw him in a commercial and realized he thinks I’m a loser.

I was dating this musician. Then I saw him in a commercial and realized he thinks I’m a loser.

by Slangipedia 12d ago