Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most flaming hot dad in the whole school. Everyone knows his name.

H. D. O. C is my dad. He makes my mom blush.

Why is H. D. O. C in the principal's office again?

I asked H. D. O. C for a snack. He gave me a burger and a wink.

2

The dad who looks like he just walked out of a gym and into a classroom.

My teacher is H. D. O. C. He bench-pressed my math test.

H. D. O. C came to the dance. The girls fainted.

I asked H. D. O. C for help. He gave me a fist bump and a liftoff.

3

The dad who's so hot, he burns the cafeteria.

H. D. O. C walked in. The soup turned to steam.

I asked H. D. O. C for a snack. He gave me a burger and a burn.

H. D. O. C is my dad. He makes my mom cry happy tears.

4

The dad who makes the whole school blush just by walking in.

H. D. O. C walked in. My face turned red.

I asked H. D. O. C for help. He gave me a smile and a lift.

H. D. O. C is my dad. He’s like a superhero with a dad vibe.

5

The dad who’s so good-looking, he gets extra credit.

H. D. O. C got extra credit for being hot.

I asked H. D. O. C for a snack. He gave me a burger and a 10/10.

H. D. O. C is my dad. He’s like a math problem I can’t solve.

6

The dad who turns the school into a love festival every time he shows up.

H. D. O. C came to the school. The halls turned into a love fest.

I asked H. D. O. C for a snack. He gave me a burger and a crush.

H. D. O. C is my dad. He’s the reason I’m distracted in class.