h'd on the js

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This is when you’re so wasted you can’t tell your balls from your elbows. It started with weed, but now it’s about getting obliterated on beers or anything else you can drink.
I h'd on the js after eating 12 tacos and drinking a whole keg.
My cousin h'd on the js so hard he cried in a public bathroom.
I told my mom I was going to bed, but I was just h'd on the js in my pajamas.
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You’re so high or so drunk you think you’re a superhero. Js can be beer, soda, or even ketchup. It’s like being a mess, but with more fun and less dignity.
I h'd on the js and tried to fly off the roof. I fell and broke my leg.
She h'd on the js and started talking to the cat like it was a president.
He h'd on the js and drew a mustache on my face with a marker.
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You’re so wasted you think you’re famous. Js are like your favorite drink, but sometimes they’re just random stuff you swallow. It’s like party time, but with more screaming.
I h'd on the js and started a dance party in the grocery store.
My friend h'd on the js and tried to propose to the barista.
I h'd on the js and convinced my dog he was a rockstar.
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You’re so trashed you think you’re a king. Js are usually beer, but sometimes they’re just anything you can chug. It’s like you’re ruling the world, but you’re also throwing up.
I h'd on the js and started a war with my brother over the last slice of pizza.
She h'd on the js and tried to ride a bike like it was a horse.
He h'd on the js and yelled at the moon for being too bright.
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You’re so wasted you think you’re God. Js are usually beer, but sometimes they’re anything you drink. It’s like you’re the boss of everything, but you’re also the worst boss ever.
I h'd on the js and told my teacher I was going to heaven.
My sister h'd on the js and started singing opera in the mall.
He h'd on the js and tried to marry his pet goldfish.
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