h.c.b.w

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a greasy meat sandwich that looks like it was dropped from a spaceship and stepped on by a cow
I ate three of those things and now I feel like a garbage can.
My lunch was a h. c. b. w. and I cried.
That thing is so big, I think it's trying to take over my stomach.
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the only thing that can make your pants explode and your soul question its life choices
That h. c. b. w. was so bad, my dog ran away.
I tried to eat it like a normal person. I failed.
I ate it, and now I feel like I'm on fire.
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a monster made of meat, cheese, and sauce that will fight you for your dignity
I challenged the h. c. b. w. and lost.
That thing is not food. It's a war.
I tried to eat it. It tried to eat me.
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