H.A.T.T.

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Always high like a flamingo on a meth binge

I woke up at 3 AM and texted my mom 'I’m not sleeping, I’m just being H. A. T. T.'

He ate 12 tacos and called it a H. A. T. T. moment.

She texted me 'I’m H. A. T. T. and I don’t care if you’re mad.'

You’re so high you think your pants are made of glitter

He tried to dance in a grocery store and said it was H. A. T. T. energy.

She texted me 'I’m H. A. T. T. and I just told my dog he’s a fake turtle.'

He drank 4 energy drinks and said it was H. A. T. T. time.

You’re so high you think your mom’s a conspiracy theory

He said his math teacher was H. A. T. T. and drew a mustache on the board.

She called her ex and said he was H. A. T. T. and didn’t know who he was.

He texted me 'I’m H. A. T. T. and I just yelled at my plants.'

You’re so high you think your shoes are talking to you

He said he was H. A. T. T. and tried to explain the universe to his dog.

She texted me 'I’m H. A. T. T. and I just threw my cereal at the wall.'

He called his mom and said he was H. A. T. T. and had a pet cloud.

You’re so high you think your neighbor is a superhero

He said he was H. A. T. T. and tried to fight the mailman.

She told her friend she was H. A. T. T. and her chicken was a time traveler.

He texted me 'I’m H. A. T. T. and I just turned my fridge into a spaceship.'